one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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