- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

I had a submarine.... once

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