A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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