- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Chuck Norris.

anti jokes are really funny

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What comes after 69? 70

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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