what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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