What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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