- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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