What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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