- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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