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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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