What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

96

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two baby seals walk into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

thumb_up thumb_down -5

think twice or at least think

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops