why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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