- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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