So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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