What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Title IX

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's two plus two? Window

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

404 Error: Joke not found

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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