An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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