Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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The FCC

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Major League Soccer

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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