- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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