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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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