- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

The Labour Party.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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