Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Anti Joke

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