- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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