Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Anti Joke

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