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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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