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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob Saget that is all

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Bitch

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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