A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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