Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Take part of what?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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