- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

cory

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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