Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Pickles are moist.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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