how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Women's rights.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Rick Perry.

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The joke below me is retarded

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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