Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Womens Sports

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Womens Basketball.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Arrow to the Knee

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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