How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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69.... is a number

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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