The Mets win the World Series

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

France never surrender.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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