- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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