- Anti Joke

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.