- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's blue? The sky.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Hey how is your wife and my kids

your a vagina says you, your a booby

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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