- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A blind man walks into a library.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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