- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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