Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Where's the soap?

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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haha

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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