- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Horse with a chair on his head.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Obama

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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