Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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