Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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