His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Misner is a twat.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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