What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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