- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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