- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Ben Affleck

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Flowers are colors Love me

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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