Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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