- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Your mother is average.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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