You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Please don't shoot me

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

my wife out of the kitchen

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

child labor

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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