- Anti Joke

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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