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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Continents are large islands.

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