Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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